Terry Pratchett

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#writers-on-writing

And just when you’d think [humans] were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they occasionally showed more grace than Heaven ever dreamed of. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#good #humanity #dreams

Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#words-to-live-by #humor

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#death

Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #politics #sarcasm #trickery #voting

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it's the other way around. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#witches

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #music #humor

I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#philosophy #humor

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind... ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#cocktails #drinks #humor #sex #humor

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#philosophy #humor