Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#coming #course #having #insist #mind

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#proverb #humor

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #death

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #imagination #literature #stories #humor

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #humor

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#science #humor

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#life #experience

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#exploded #in the beginning #nothing #which

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#death #life #death

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#five #insane #marks #mind #sign