Tallulah Bankhead

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#again #had #i #life #live

I'm as pure as the driven slush. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#i #pure #slush

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#southern #trouble

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#come #five #i #late #love

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#sex #vice #humor

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#humor

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#humor #education

My heart is pure as the driven slush. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#humor #humor

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#bible #call #dice #i #i can

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone. ↗

— Tallulah Bankhead

#bed #could #ditch #dull #get