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    Steven Wright

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    Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. ↗


    — Steven Wright

    #distance #everywhere #time #walking #within

    When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" ↗


    — Steven Wright

    #asked #border #canada #crossing #firearms

    I invented the cordless extension cord. ↗


    — Steven Wright

    #extension #i #invented






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    Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6 1955) is an American comedian actor and writer. Filmography
    Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) as Larry Stillman D. What's disturbing is that with a few of these jokes I wish I had thought of them.

    He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow deadpan delivery of ironic philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes paraprosdokians and one-liners with contrived situations.

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