Steve Martin

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. ↗

— Steve Martin

#believe #country #i #i believe #i believe that

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. ↗

— Steve Martin

#hobbies #ok #themselves #way #well

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. ↗

— Steve Martin

#funny #midst #order

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. ↗

— Steve Martin

#another woman #break #break up #caught #i

Love is a promise delivered already broken. ↗

— Steve Martin

#broken #delivered #love #love is #promise

I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period. ↗

— Steve Martin

#letters #period #punctuation #tired #wasting

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. ↗

— Steve Martin

#apology #bah #beneath #cowardly #dignity

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. ↗

— Steve Martin

#comedy #laugh #making #people #puke

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. ↗

— Steve Martin

#actor #because #constructing #else #first

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. ↗

— Steve Martin

#architecture #dancing #like #music #talking