Steve Martin

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is. ↗

— Steve Martin

#life-and-living #life

…when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable… ↗

— Steve Martin

#beauty

How many people have never raised their hand before? ↗

— Steve Martin

#humor

she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses. ↗

— Steve Martin

#truth #beauty

...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums. ↗

— Steve Martin

#humor

In my opening seconds, I would say, "It's great to be here," then move to several other spots on the stage and say, "No, it's great to be here!" I would move again: "No, it's great to be here! ↗

— Steve Martin

#humor

I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night. ↗

— Steve Martin

#humor

...a young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs. ↗

— Steve Martin

#beauty

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. ↗

— Steve Martin

#inspirational #writing #change

Being on Twitter is like having a fern. ↗

— Steve Martin

#humor