Stephenie Meyer

Did you know, you're sort of beautiful?' 'You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you? ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#jacob-black #sweet-talk #beauty

Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#design

Odd as this might sound, I suppose I’m glad you’re here, Jacob. [Edward Cullen] ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#rivalry #friendship

I thought about that for a minute - about what I wanted. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#new-thought

But it doesn't make sense for you to love me... ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#love

You are my business! ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#business

I gave you life. You’re wasting it. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#live-life #parenting #life

No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#humor #inspirational #humor

Sometimes, kismet happens. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#kismet #love #new-moon #love

Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today." I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#bella-swan #funny #new-moon #twilight-saga #funny