Stephen Fry

...Catholic versus Protestant, essentially. It's that kind of fight. ... And it goes on to this day. Will we never learn? Who knows? Religion. Shit it. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#religion #stephen-fry #religion

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#humor

Nobody seems to understand that in such matters the tact and sympathy should come from the one who is about to die, not the poor bugger who has to take the news. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#humor #death

Glory never arrives through the front door. She sneaks in uninvited round the back or through an upstairs window while you are sleeping. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#inspirational

I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies and chutneys and never have to poke my head out of the parapet. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#country #down #feel #head #i

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#five #full #love #octave #tones

If you go looking for loonies and religious fanatics and dropouts and freaks, I dare say you'll find it. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#fanatics #find #freaks #go #i

But happiness is no respecter of persons. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#persons

Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#does #entering #good #journalism #least

I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#birth #book #elephant #get #give