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Stephen Colbert

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I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.


— Stephen Colbert


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I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.


— Stephen Colbert


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I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.


— Stephen Colbert


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I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.


— Stephen Colbert


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I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.


— Stephen Colbert


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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.


— Stephen Colbert


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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?


— Stephen Colbert


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I love being onstage.


— Stephen Colbert


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I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.


— Stephen Colbert


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I deliver my Truth hot and hard.


— Stephen Colbert


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