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Spike Milligan

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I can speak Esperanto like a native.


— Spike Milligan


#i #i can #like #native #speak

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.


— Spike Milligan


#arm #friendly #hands #i #prove

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.


— Spike Milligan


#army #eleven #five #foot #how

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.


— Spike Milligan


#buy #class #enemy #friends #got

I'm a hero with coward's legs.


— Spike Milligan


#hero #i #legs

It's all in the mind, you know.


— Spike Milligan


#mind #you

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.


— Spike Milligan


#perfect #she #want

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.


— Spike Milligan


#i #joke #laughing #many #me

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.


— Spike Milligan


#finally #foot #hand #iron #piece

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.


— Spike Milligan


#cure #seasickness #sit #sure #tree






About Spike Milligan

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Did you know about Spike Milligan?

Cues and lines became irrelevant as Milligan verbally rewrote the play each night. In a 2005 poll to find The Comedians' Comedian he was voted among the top 50 comedy acts ever by fellow comedians and comedy insiders. The decrepit manager of a seedy London hotel in Bruce Beresford's The Adventures of Barry McKenzie (1972).

After success with the ground-breaking British radio programme The Goon Show Milligan translated this success to television with Q5 a surreal sketch show which is credited as a major influence on the members of Monty Python's Flying Circus. His early life was spent in India where he was born but the majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom. He claimed his right to Irish citizenship (as a child of an Irish citizen) after the British government declared him stateless following changes resulting from the British Nationality Act 1981.

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