Scott Baio

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her. ↗

— Scott Baio

#end #ever #her #probably #proposing

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why. ↗

— Scott Baio

#feel #girlfriend #i #i feel #know

Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will. ↗

— Scott Baio

#day #every #every day #i #i can

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming. ↗

— Scott Baio

#be happy #could #familiarity #family #farm

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things. ↗

— Scott Baio

#feel #felt #guy #i #i am

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing. ↗

— Scott Baio

#beautiful thing #believe #cannot #how #i

I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody. ↗

— Scott Baio

#before #being #everybody #four #hours

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them. ↗

— Scott Baio

#became #because #did #drink #faithful

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault. ↗

— Scott Baio

#certain #fault #i #losing #regret

I've been very fortunate and I am grateful. ↗

— Scott Baio

#been #fortunate #grateful #i #i am