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Scott Adams

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Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.


— Scott Adams


#easier #either #guess #home #i

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.


— Scott Adams


#create #engineers #like #own #problems

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.


— Scott Adams


#behind #better #defines #humans #irrational

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.


— Scott Adams


#choose #free #free will #greatest #greatest pleasure

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.


— Scott Adams


#approach #be careful #careful #cause #company

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.


— Scott Adams


#broke #engineers #enough #features #fix

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.


— Scott Adams


#idiot #more #nothing #resourceful #than

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.


— Scott Adams


#blaming #comes #decision-making #guessing #inadequate

The best things in life are silly.


— Scott Adams


#life #silly #things

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.


— Scott Adams


#cannot #explosives #few #high #personal






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Did you know about Scott Adams?

He earned an MBA in economics and management from the University of California Berkeley in 1986. Later in the episode the character Dave Nelson (Dave Foley) hires an actor to play Scott Adams in a trick to bring Matthew back to work at the station. He also became a fan of Mad magazine and began spending long hours practicing his drawing talent winning a competition at the age of eleven.

Scott Raymond Adams (born June 8 1957) is the American creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire commentary business and general speculation. His Dilbert series came to national prominence through the downsizing period in 1990s America and was then distributed worldwide. Adams writes in a satirical often sarcastic way about the social and mental landscape of white-collar workers in modern corporations and other large enterprises.

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