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Scott Adams

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!


— Scott Adams


#humor #love #food

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.


— Scott Adams


#allowing #creativity #keep #knowing #make

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto


— Scott Adams


#philosophy #humor

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.


— Scott Adams


#fish #food #humor #wisdom #food

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?


— Scott Adams


#ask #get #just #kind #people

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.


— Scott Adams


#humor #food

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.


— Scott Adams


#humor #life #food

I get mail; therefore I am.


— Scott Adams


#get #i #i am #mail #therefore

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.


— Scott Adams


#humor #marriage #business

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.


— Scott Adams


#humor






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Did you know about Scott Adams?

He earned an MBA in economics and management from the University of California Berkeley in 1986. Later in the episode the character Dave Nelson (Dave Foley) hires an actor to play Scott Adams in a trick to bring Matthew back to work at the station. He also became a fan of Mad magazine and began spending long hours practicing his drawing talent winning a competition at the age of eleven.

Scott Raymond Adams (born June 8 1957) is the American creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire commentary business and general speculation. His Dilbert series came to national prominence through the downsizing period in 1990s America and was then distributed worldwide. Adams writes in a satirical often sarcastic way about the social and mental landscape of white-collar workers in modern corporations and other large enterprises.

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