Sarah Silverman

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#basketball #enjoy #games #i #last

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#i #just #myself #really #think

I like my life alone. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#i #life #like #my life

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#ben #ben affleck #damon #heart #i

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#choices #find #friends #hard #i

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#because #being #ethnically #funny #i

I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#i #material #never #other #people

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#anything #avoid #i #offend #out

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#excited #experience #got #i #i remember

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#highs #i #lows #maybe #much