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Sandra Bernhard

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Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.


— Sandra Bernhard


#into #own #realness #tapping #their

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.


— Sandra Bernhard


#coming #good #i #i can #makes

I don't believe in karma.


— Sandra Bernhard


#i #karma

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.


— Sandra Bernhard


#dreams #guts #integrity #know #people

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.


— Sandra Bernhard


#bush #george #george w #his #real

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.


— Sandra Bernhard


#confused #disappointing #few #few women #general

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.


— Sandra Bernhard


#cynicism #jaded #smutty

Gayness is a non-issue.


— Sandra Bernhard


I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.


— Sandra Bernhard


#comic #consider #i #jokes #myself

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.


— Sandra Bernhard


#day-to-day #discussed #need #oeuvre #part






About Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard Quotes




Did you know about Sandra Bernhard?

The role is one of her best known something Sandra Bernhard has lamented in her stand-up as being both a blessing and a curse.

She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which Sandra Bernhard often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time.

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