Sam Levenson

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#get #hereditary #insanity #you #your

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#by-product #cannot #itself #pursue #you

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! ↗

— Sam Levenson

#i #off #putting #starting #stop

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#after #brother #girl #her #how

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#beast #child #children #cry #mensch

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? ↗

— Sam Levenson

#i #outspoken #whom #wife

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want? ↗

— Sam Levenson

#boy #father #going #i #now

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#ignore #must #notice #paid #pay

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#child #every #found #giving #globe

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#most #only #out #permit #prayer