Sam Ewing

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day ↗

— Sam Ewing

#mother #humor

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#back #childhood #finally #find #go

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#best #do your best #formula #like #may

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#dollars #fifteen #five #get #had

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#countless #countless millions #dawn #decision #died

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#embarrassing #nothing #said #someone #something

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#character #hard #hard work #noses #people

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#arguing #frustrating #knows #nothing #someone

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#generation #going #parents #remember #should

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#go #places #tourist #tourists #wants