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Ryan Stiles

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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.


— Ryan Stiles


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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!


— Ryan Stiles


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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.


— Ryan Stiles


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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.


— Ryan Stiles


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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.


— Ryan Stiles


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That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.


— Ryan Stiles


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The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.


— Ryan Stiles


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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.


— Ryan Stiles


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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.


— Ryan Stiles


#confession #got #i #just #know






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Did you know about Ryan Stiles?

Please. There were a number of games which exclusively paired Mochrie and Stiles at every playing. Stiles was the most prolific performer on the original UK version of Whose Line? appearing in 76 of the series 136 episodes (including compilations).

He is best known for his improv and co-production work on the American and British versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway? and the role of Lewis Kiniski on The Drew Carey Show. Ryan Lee Stiles (born April 22 1959) is an American-born Canadian actor comedian director and voice actor whose work is often associated with improvisational comedy. He plays Herb Melnick on the CBS comedy Two and a Half Men and was a performer on the show Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza.

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