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Ryan Stiles

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Never trust sheep.


— Ryan Stiles


#never #sheep

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.


— Ryan Stiles


#eating #i #interrupt #me #never

Back off or the lizard gets it!


— Ryan Stiles


#gets #lizard #off

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.


— Ryan Stiles


#could #i #if i could #just #rap

The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.


— Ryan Stiles


#dancing #first #fool #living #rule

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.


— Ryan Stiles


#dark #earth #i #i do #plans

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.


— Ryan Stiles


#control #great #i #lose #remember

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.


— Ryan Stiles


#i #just #like #look #threw

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.


— Ryan Stiles


#brick #car #drive #happen #i

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.


— Ryan Stiles


#bananas #because #buy #by the time #get






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Did you know about Ryan Stiles?

Please. There were a number of games which exclusively paired Mochrie and Stiles at every playing. Stiles was the most prolific performer on the original UK version of Whose Line? appearing in 76 of the series 136 episodes (including compilations).

He is best known for his improv and co-production work on the American and British versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway? and the role of Lewis Kiniski on The Drew Carey Show. Ryan Lee Stiles (born April 22 1959) is an American-born Canadian actor comedian director and voice actor whose work is often associated with improvisational comedy. He plays Herb Melnick on the CBS comedy Two and a Half Men and was a performer on the show Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza.

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