Roseanne Barr

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#better #fact #get #grown #hang

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#around #complimentary #everyone #fails #hollywood

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#how #i #know #mom

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#alive #children #done #figure #get

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#just #learn #nobody #power #take

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#children #experts #feeling #festive #good

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#consider #good #i #judge #like

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#because #emphasis #gays #greater #hope

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#complain #i #i can #i think #month

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#before #birth #birth control #control #every