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Ron White

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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.


— Ron White


#i #i do #like #live #lot

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.


— Ron White


#considered #ever #get #good #i

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.


— Ron White


#been #down #fine #guy #i

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.


— Ron White


#because #cigar #collection #every #going

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.


— Ron White


#because #done #first #i #jokes

Everybody I know is a joke writer.


— Ron White


#i #joke #know #writer

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.


— Ron White


#collaborative #creative #everything #i #i believe

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.


— Ron White


#comedy #fan #huge #huge fan #i

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.


— Ron White


#big #good #i #part #rather

My goal is just to become a better comedian.


— Ron White


#better #comedian #goal #just






About Ron White

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Did you know about Ron White?

OMG indicated that it would release all of White's future DVDs and CDs. Busted in Des Moines (1990) (CD)
Drunk in Public (2003) (CD)
They Call Me "Tater Salad" (2004) (DVD)
You Can't Fix Stupid (2006) (DVD & CD)
Ron White: Behavioral Problems (2009) (DVD & CD)
A Little Unprofessional (2012) (DVD)
He has appeared on the following compilation albums:
Redneck Comedy Roundup (2005)
Comedy Central Presents Southern Gents of Comedy (2006)
Ron White Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall: Live from Las Vegas (2004)
Redneck Kings of Comedy (2005)


Discography. He lived in Mexico for a brief period and bought a pottery factory there before returning to America to pursue comedy.

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