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Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#drinking #going #i #juice #know

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#dark #light #me #naked #now

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#calendar #day #getting #know #looked

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#blind #blind man #day #face #fell

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.


— Rodney Dangerfield


#everyone #hasn #hates #i #me






About Rodney Dangerfield

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Did you know about Rodney Dangerfield?

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His comedy album No Respect won a Grammy Award. In a change of pace from the comedy persona that made him famous he played an abusive father in Natural Born Killers in a scene for which he wrote or rewrote all of his own lines. Katz Professional Therapist (1997) (voice as himself) in the episode "Day Planner"
The Electric Piper (2003) (voice)
Phil of the Future (2004) (voice of Max the Dog in episode "Doggie Daycare")
Still Standing (2004)
Rodney (2004) Himself (Episode aired shortly after his death)
George Lopez (2004) Leave it to Rhett - Life insurance agent - Episode dedicated to his memory


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Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen November 22 1921 – October 5 2004) was an American comedian and actor known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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