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    Rodney Dangerfield

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    Life is just a bowl of pits. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #just #life #pits

    Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #draw #men #most #things #told

    My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

    My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist

    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #haven #her #i #interrupt #spoken

    I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #honest #i #luck #no respect #politician

    A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #day #girl #home #i #me

    I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #gave #had #i #last #last time

    I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #dogs #family #found #i #looked

    I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #fact #food #had #i #in fact






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    His comedy album No Respect won a Grammy Award. In a change of pace from the comedy persona that made him famous he played an abusive father in Natural Born Killers in a scene for which he wrote or rewrote all of his own lines. Katz Professional Therapist (1997) (voice as himself) in the episode "Day Planner"
    The Electric Piper (2003) (voice)
    Phil of the Future (2004) (voice of Max the Dog in episode "Doggie Daycare")
    Still Standing (2004)
    Rodney (2004) Himself (Episode aired shortly after his death)
    George Lopez (2004) Leave it to Rhett - Life insurance agent - Episode dedicated to his memory


    Discography


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    Compilation albums.

    Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen November 22 1921 – October 5 2004) was an American comedian and actor known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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