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    Rodney Dangerfield

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    Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #call #dog #egypt #every #got

    I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #good #good looking #goodness #i #kids

    I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #big #get #how #i #people

    My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #i #met #then #were #wife

    The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #i #luck #politician #running #way

    What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #bee #birds #butcher #got #him

    When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #covering #i #kept #me #played

    At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #full #hope #know #man #reform

    Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #am #being #fact #fall #i

    One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #birth #birth control #boy #control #me






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    His comedy album No Respect won a Grammy Award. In a change of pace from the comedy persona that made him famous he played an abusive father in Natural Born Killers in a scene for which he wrote or rewrote all of his own lines. Katz Professional Therapist (1997) (voice as himself) in the episode "Day Planner"
    The Electric Piper (2003) (voice)
    Phil of the Future (2004) (voice of Max the Dog in episode "Doggie Daycare")
    Still Standing (2004)
    Rodney (2004) Himself (Episode aired shortly after his death)
    George Lopez (2004) Leave it to Rhett - Life insurance agent - Episode dedicated to his memory


    Discography


    Albums


    Compilation albums.

    Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen November 22 1921 – October 5 2004) was an American comedian and actor known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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