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    Rodney Dangerfield

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    Look out for number one and try not to step in number two. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #humor

    When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #funny #humor #humour #kiddnapped #rodney-dangerfield

    Life's a short trip. You'll find out. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #life #perspective #life

    Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #beat #god #i #know #make

    I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #everyone #hasn #hates #i #me

    I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #blind #blind man #day #face #fell

    My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #calendar #day #getting #know #looked

    I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #gave #had #i #last #last time

    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #haven #her #i #interrupt #spoken

    My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. ↗


    — Rodney Dangerfield

    #dark #light #me #naked #now






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    Did you know about Rodney Dangerfield?

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    His comedy album No Respect won a Grammy Award. In a change of pace from the comedy persona that made him famous he played an abusive father in Natural Born Killers in a scene for which he wrote or rewrote all of his own lines. Katz Professional Therapist (1997) (voice as himself) in the episode "Day Planner"
    The Electric Piper (2003) (voice)
    Phil of the Future (2004) (voice of Max the Dog in episode "Doggie Daycare")
    Still Standing (2004)
    Rodney (2004) Himself (Episode aired shortly after his death)
    George Lopez (2004) Leave it to Rhett - Life insurance agent - Episode dedicated to his memory


    Discography


    Albums


    Compilation albums.

    Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Rodney Cohen November 22 1921 – October 5 2004) was an American comedian and actor known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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