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    Robert Orben

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    Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #any #ask #been #illegal #illegal aliens

    A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #irony #identity

    Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #pessimism

    Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #cereal #chocolate #funny #humor #old

    Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #temptation

    Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #eat #food #get #health #need

    More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #humor

    Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #elections #ever #feeling #find #get

    A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #day #having #nothing #vacation

    Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ↗


    — Robert Orben

    #america #day #every #every day #forbes






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    C. 's (stage manager for Florenz Ziegfeld) conjuror's shop in New York. Orben has said he nearly sued Lenny Bruce once as Bruce advertised his show with the tag line "No Joe Miller no corn no Orben".

    He has written multiple books on comedy mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter Orben's Current Comedy and he has also written books for magicians. Orben has said he nearly sued Lenny Bruce once as Bruce advertised his show with the tag line "No Joe Miller no corn no Orben". Robert Orben (born March 4 1927) is best known as an American professional comedy writer though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R.

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