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    Red Skelton

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    I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #age

    All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #about #find #make #married #married men

    Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #around #brought #happiness #instead #laugh

    Congress: Bingo with billions. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #bingo #congress

    No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #forget #heartache #helps #laughing #matter

    I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #i #know #laugh #lock #long

    Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #any #ask #bedtime #errand #kid

    Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #cannot #care #forming #happiness #misery

    Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #course #exercise #friends #get #golf

    God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. ↗


    — Red Skelton

    #children #god #happiness #reasons #their






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    Despite Red Skelton's continued strong ratings CBS saw his show as fitting into this category and gave it the axe along with other comedy shows hosted by veterans such as Jackie Gleason and Ed Sullivan. He asked Marta to illustrate his room with circus performers and though he died shortly thereafter Red Skelton did so anyway. Staying in this room with acrobats scaling the walls and trapeze artists flying from the ceiling is a singularly evocative experience one I wouldn’t trade for a suite at the Waldorf-Astoria.

    Richard Bernard "Red" Skelton (July 18 1913 – September 17 1997) was an American entertainer best known for being a national radio and television comedian between 1937 and 1971.

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