Red Buttons

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ↗

— Red Buttons

#hand #kids #leaves #never #raise

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping. ↗

— Red Buttons

#am #clowning #giving #helping #i

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar. ↗

— Red Buttons

#i #leave #me #sid #tell

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan! ↗

— Red Buttons

#i #lose #orphan #really #show

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello. ↗

— Red Buttons

#cary grant #eat #grant #hospitals #hours

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing. ↗

— Red Buttons

#keep #only #working

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary. ↗

— Red Buttons

#bit #bloody #dean #dean martin #dracula