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P. J. O'Rourke

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You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.


— P. J. O'Rourke


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About P. J. O'Rourke






Did you know about P. J. O'Rourke?

In 1996 he served as the conservative commentator in the point-counterpoint segment of 60 Minutes. He recounts that during his student days he was a left-leaning hippie but that in the 1970s his political views underwent a volte-face. Y.

In the United Kingdom he is known as the face of a long-running series of television advertisements for British Airways in the 1990s. This was preceded on September 21 2010 by Don't Vote!-It Just Encourages the Bastards and on September 1 2009 Driving Like Crazy with a reprint edition publiP. J. O'Rourked on May 11 2010.

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