Oscar Levant

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#erased #fine #fine line #genius #i

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#allow #between #corrupt #democrats #difference

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#every #every time #fierce #get #i

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#pun #humor

So little time and so little to do. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#little time #time

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me ↗

— Oscar Levant

#friendship

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#geniuses #humility #left #more #needs

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#comes #cross #double #man #politician

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#day #doris #i #knew #she

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#i #indecision #make #make up #mind