Orson Scott Card

If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#humor #orson #humor

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#humor

All is going well, very well, I couldn’t ask for anything better— So why do I hate my life? ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#life

Soldiers can sometimes make decisions that are smarter than the orders they've been given. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#soldiers #military

My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#government #humor #humor

Oh no, real life is escape. The great terrors, the horrors--we hope--of your life come from reading fiction. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#fiction #on-fiction #life

I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#death #funny-but-sad #goals #humor #life

I love you Ender. More than ever. No matter what you decide. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#ender-s-game #lake #sapce #valentine #water

No book, however good, can survive a hostile reading. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#science

If you asked me to marry you all over again today I'd say yes, said Valentine. And if I had only met you for the first time today, I'd ask. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#romantic