Ogden Nash

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#every #having #itch #scratch

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#bodies #bundle #early #every #every night

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#becomes #cat #eventually #kitten #trouble

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? ↗

— Ogden Nash

#buying #certainly #did #ever #funny

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#life #live #living #making #making a living

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#alliance #birthdays #forgets #never #other

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early? ↗

— Ogden Nash

#late #maturing #mind #simply #think

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#been #gone #long #might #once

Too clever is dumb. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#dumb #too

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#created #happy #ignore #nothing #parents