Norman Wisdom

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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At my age, the radiation will probably do me good. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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I do play drums when I'm on tour. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. ↗

— Norman Wisdom

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