Nicole Polizzi

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#because #go #i #mccain #never

I don't read. I don't like to read 'Harry Potter' or anything like that. It's not my style. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#harry #harry potter #i #like #potter

I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin' '20s! ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#i #i feel #i feel like #like #pilgrim

I have an education, I went to college, you know? ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#education #i #know #went #you

I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#care #fame #guy #i #just

I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#business #care #find #forward #guy

I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#call #ego #i #i think #kind

I try and have family time, all the time, so you know, I get to see them a lot. And I'm always with my friends, my boyfriend, it helps me keep grounded and kind of sane. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#boyfriend #family #friends #get #grounded

I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#book #college #common #common sense #even

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#amazing #crazy #fun #get #get married