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Neil Gaiman

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Until that moment she had never thought she could do it. Never thought she would be brave enough or scared enough, or desperate enough to dare.


— Neil Gaiman


#bravery #courage #dare #daring #scared

I don't know much more than I did when I was alive. Most of the stuff I know now that I didn't know then I can't put into words.


— Neil Gaiman


#knowledge #death

In ten years time I’ll be… (dead) sixty.


— Neil Gaiman


#death #sixty #death

I must confess, I have always wondered what lay beyond life, my dear..Yeah, everybody wonders. And sooner or later everybody gets to find out.


— Neil Gaiman


#sandman #dreams

Remember: when people tell you something's wrong or doesn't work, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what's wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.


— Neil Gaiman


#writing-advice

Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad. Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough.


— Neil Gaiman


#death

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.


— Neil Gaiman


#death #funerals #humorous #death

All bookshelves are magical.


— Neil Gaiman


#twitter

I think maybe Hell is a place. But you don't have to stay anywhere forever.


— Neil Gaiman


#hell #change

Gee-word?" "Gods. What were you doin' the day they handed out brains, boy, anyway?" "Someone was telling a story about stealing a tiger's balls, and I had to stop and find out how it ended.


— Neil Gaiman


#funny






About Neil Gaiman

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Did you know about Neil Gaiman?

He later became a fan of science fiction reading the works of authors as diverse as Alan MooreSamuel R. Gaiman has not written a direct sequel to American Gods but he has revisited the characters. In the late 1980s he wrote Don't Panic: The Official Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Companion in what he calls a "classic English humour" style.

His notable works include the comic book series The Sandman and novels Stardust American Gods Coraline and The Graveyard Book. Neil Richard MacKinnon Gaiman (pron.

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