Neil Gaiman

Call no man happy, said Shadow, until he is dead ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#death #happiness #death

Can you believe it? Fifty miles from McDonald's. I didn't think there was anywhere in the world that was fifty miles from McDonald's. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#humor #mcdonald-s #humor

It's easy, there's a trick to it, you do it or you die. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#life #magic #inspirational

A short story is the ultimate close-up magic trick -- a couple of thousand words to take you around the universe or break your heart. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#short-story

...and the stuff you bring back from dreams is free. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#graphic-novels #dreams

All writers have this vague hope that the elves will come in the night and finish any stories. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#writing #writing-life #life

I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be,' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own pony. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#immaturity #marriage #humor

What a refreshing mind you have, young man. There really is nothing quite like total ignorance, is there? ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#ignorance #irony #humor

Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#dreams

Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#loyalty #temptation #temptation