Mort Sahl

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. ↗

— Mort Sahl

#deserve #everything #feel #liberals #possessions

My life needs editing. ↗

— Mort Sahl

#editing #life #my life #needs

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. ↗

— Mort Sahl

#guys #i #like #lonely #lot

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. ↗

— Mort Sahl

#conservative #now #reform #someone #who

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. ↗

— Mort Sahl

#lie #nixon #reagan #tell #truth

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. ↗

— Mort Sahl

#because #carter #jimmy #jimmy carter #lost