Mickey Rivers

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#curve #fly #foul #him #made

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#george #kind #me #two

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#game #half #hitting #other #pitching

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#out

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#cat #chasing #cold #dog #i

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#oxygen #should #ugly #wear

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#desert #desert island #felt #i #island

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#hit #runs #score #stay

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#check #chill #factor #field #finger

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#guys #meals #old #these #wheels