Merrill Markoe

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#existentialism

At least watching dirty movies can be kind of fascinating if they aren't too horribly strange. And even the horribly strange ones are still more interesting than televised sports. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#porn #sports #movies

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#argue #being #country #fact #hip

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#got #guy #indicates #issues #outfit

Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#beware #cold #could #cute #distant

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#any #ask #beware #date #first

I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#early #figure #i #i think #lives

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#gone #habits #just #like #live

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#every #happiness #life #moment #nightmare

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip. ↗

— Merrill Markoe

#available #bars #complex #feel #hip