Meg Cabot

Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan's bride. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#satan #satan-s-bride #sweet #satan

...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?] ↗

— Meg Cabot

#mental-illness #love

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#humor #noise #humor

I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#humor #humor

Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue? ↗

— Meg Cabot

#inspirational #romance #humor

„Everyone wants to believe that there’s something else – something great – waiting for them on the other side. Paradise. Valhalla. Heaven. Their next – hopefully less horrible – life. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#mithology #life

To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself ↗

— Meg Cabot

#inspirational

It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#myths #persephone #pierce-oliviera #death

Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#life-lessons #taking-chances #life

Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#weight #beauty