Maya Rudolph

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#fantasy #grow #grow up #i #musician

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#i #i think #kids #like #people

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#i #loud #me #mother #quiet

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#how #i #love #me #really

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#fact #i #i can #in fact #joke

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#children #i #met #never #people

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#choice #comedian #funny #funny movie #goal

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#kids #my time #nothing #shorter #than

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#could #day #fashion #had #i

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#definitely #feel #finally #graduated #i