Matthew Perry

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#couple #diane #gone #got #happy

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#die #going #got #i #next

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#album #any #buy #duress #emotional

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#humanly #i #possible #room #silence

Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#age #away #early #early age #enough

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#first #got #hooked #i #laugh

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#being #possible #thing #worst #worst thing

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#everybody #guy #much #says #thing

I love the idea of "the one" but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#believe #i #i love #idea #love

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#car #crashed #give #give me #i