Mark Roberts

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#america #because #free #i #i always

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#been #diana #freelance #front #funeral

When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#clubs #feel #gets #i #i feel

Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#everything #good #good way #seems #turned

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#god #going #i #i think #knows

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#hollywood #life #make #movie #my life

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#cards #ghosts #i #i can #read

I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#free #i #laugh #law #letter

I don't want to do anything in bad taste. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#bad #bad taste #i #taste #want

I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#free #free spirit #i #more #more people