Margaret Smith

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? ↗

— Margaret Smith

#angry #had #his #looking #man

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. ↗

— Margaret Smith

#get #i #last #longer #make

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. ↗

— Margaret Smith

#because #delta #i #often #parents

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No." ↗

— Margaret Smith

#had #i #mary #said #would

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty. ↗

— Margaret Smith

#keep #keeps #may #nasty #oh

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. ↗

— Margaret Smith

#contraceptive #frequently #repeated #word