Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. ↗

— Mae West

#live #once #only #right #you

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. ↗

— Mae West

#women

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. ↗

— Mae West

#generally #i #resist #temptation #unless

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. ↗

— Mae West

#humor

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ↗

— Mae West

#always #before #between #evils #i

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ↗

— Mae West

#sexuality #virtue #virtue

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ↗

— Mae West

#sex #humor

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. ↗

— Mae West

#every man #figure #i #man #me

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. ↗

— Mae West

#i #like #make #once #sure

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. ↗

— Mae West

#imitation #just #lady #model #real