Louis C. K.

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#become #chore #day #down #every

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#everybody #household #hurt #ketchup #like

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#been #different #directors #great #however

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#bit #does #me #see #some

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#comedy #doing #expect #like #records

Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#approach #comedy #correct #even #i

Everything that people say is testable. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#people #people say #say

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#how #i #life #live #making

I could never sit down and write jokes. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#down #i #jokes #never #sit

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#better #comes #consistency #energy #experience