Louie Anderson

A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers? ↗

— Louie Anderson

#end #estate #got #i #mean

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#i #spot #vegas #very #warm

I started a big part of my career in Vegas. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#career #i #part #started #vegas

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#bed #clock #dinner #go #go home

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#bet #boy #get #greedy #i

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#i love #love #minnesotans #really #run

We all think we're going to get out of debt. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#get #going #out #think

We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#me #reminding #thanks #welfare #were

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#enough #family #funny #honest #i