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    Lewis Grizzard

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    Chilli dawgs always bark at night. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #food

    Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #again #find #getting #getting married #give

    It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #difficult #eating #homegrown #pleasant #think

    If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #dog #lead #never #scenery #you

    The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #mistakes #more #often #out #public

    You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #break #call #cat #dog #dogs

    Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #enjoying #hasn #same #sex #since

    The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #fears #football #game #get #life

    I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #alone #family #grew #house #i

    If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes. ↗


    — Lewis Grizzard

    #dog #lead #never #view #you






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    ADD: Shoot Low Boys - They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies (In Search of True Grit) First Balantine Books Edition: March 1987 Fourteenth Printing: August 1991 Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 85-61974
    Kathy Sue Loudermilk I Love You: A Good Beer Joint Is Hard to Find and Other Facts of Life (1 December 1979) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
    Won't You Come Home Billy Bob Bailey?: An Assortment of Home-Cooked Journalism for People Who Wonder Why Clean Underwear Doesn't Grow on Trees (1 November 1980) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
    Glory! Glory! Georgia's 1980 Championship Season: The Inside Story (1981) (Loran Smith with Lewis Grizzard)
    Don't Sit Under The Grits Tree With Anyone Else But Me (1 November 1981) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
    They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat (1 October 1982)
    If Love Were Oil I'd Be About A Quart Low (1 October 1983)
    Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself (1 October 1984)
    Shoot Low Boys - They're Riding Shetland Ponies (1 October 1985)
    My Daddy Was A Pistol and I'm a Son of a Gun (1 October 1986)
    When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room Will I Be Too Old To Care? (1 October 1987) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
    Don't Bend Over In the Garden Granny - You Know Them Taters Got Eyes (1 October 1988)
    Lewis Grizzard on Fear of Flying (1 April 1989)
    Lewis Grizzard's Advice To The Newly Wed. Grizzard suffered from brain damage according to one report[citation needed] from lack of oxygen to his brain. Biography
    Grizzard was born in Fort Benning Georgia.

    Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night) expanded versions of his stand-up comedy routines (I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962) and the autobiographical If I Ever Get Back to Georgia I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground. Lewis McDonald Grizzard Jr. Grizzard was also the stepbrother of the Southern humorist Ludlow Porch.

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