Lewis Carroll

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#funny

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.' ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.' ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.' ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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