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    Lewis Black

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    Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. ↗


    — Lewis Black

    #bad #bad ideas #democrats #ideas #nothing

    There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. ↗


    — Lewis Black

    #juice #milk #soy #such #thing

    It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! ↗


    — Lewis Black

    #fix #got #layer #live #men

    What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. ↗


    — Lewis Black

    #day #disturbing #find #flu #get

    I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. ↗


    — Lewis Black

    #gets #head #i #i love #love

    If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer. ↗


    — Lewis Black

    #closer #hop #i #i believe #islands

    Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. ↗


    — Lewis Black

    #christmas #online #time






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    Did you know about Lewis Black?

    It aired in June and a DVD was released in October. In mid December 2007 Black went with Robin Williams Kid Rock Lance Armstrong and Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 on a USO trip to support the troops in Iraq and Kuwait. the Canadians get it.

    When not on the road performing he resides in Manhattan. He is currently the spokesman for Aruba Tourism appearing in television ads that aired in late 2009 and 2010. He hosted the Comedy Central series Lewis Black's Root of All Evil and makes regular appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart delivering his “Back in Black” commentary segment.

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